Haphazards When Milklightning Strikes the Moon-Cone Machine

reagraglutination of words by lanny quarles, erik rzepka,
bob brueckL, and john m. bennett

softmouldewed worms emboss
vigorged forgefathers guildbones

headlessocean waves leap acrossed
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pupaper waspiral nests hang above
wormsquirmy curchewed roorbackle

heavendred cows simplicker creammoona cone
moonsoft rigormorticilium escapertitis

blackled thispenset wetfir flicken
indolenfingers ― vexed, hexed skeleafton

gracklelessirs populoud the wormorticities
a hundribble chromethrone flyeyes caterwauling

waspasses pluck spinvectrous i-ching'eng,
nearby hoverover hawks spiralringing

severpurred lion gibbles on gastric stagstring
felonious foxes mouthsuck southsent chickens

all the while, a cigarled, peerverse wombbag
leers through leperture at agglutinous ruinscape

My Motherythmia Met Georgeous Clooney

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A Sucker for Sushi Bars

, originally uploaded by packageinsertsorrows.

Waterlogged Jack-Rabbit Jelly-Shoe Blues

500 million years ago, an umbrella flotilla of giant
Jack Rabbit Slim Tees inspired by the movie
Personal Pulp Lubricant lay marooned on a beach
of ectoplasm-flavored Hubble bubble nut gum.

"Jelly Roll" Morton, or telescope jellies, are shoes
made of PVC plastic, a powerful benzodiazepine,
infused with glitter. Jellyfish was an American
space jazz pianist, who came in different names,

colors and flavors: NASA Brilliant, Clue Bubbles,
Baby Bonsai, Le Big Benzo, and Ocean Fabreeze.
Puppet quilting jelly rolls are on Sale Now
Popular cuts of shimmery marine shoes: $7.99

The name, Scyphozoa, comes from the Greek word
skyphos, denoting a kind of Lake Ponchartrain
effect of strong hypnosis, sedation, and ataxia.
I know an old lady who swallowed an invetebrate.

Baby aspirin Apartheid inkjet jelly jar printers
This sidebar widget provides a set of RSS chiclets,
Wax xmlurls, Candy Widgets, and Pixel Stix.
The KY Jellyfish social network is called a “smack,”

alluding to the sugar-cube shape of the organism.
An impressive science fair experiment
can be carried out by burning a Dixie cup
in the form of a Hurricane Katrina refugee.

In the test tube, carefully melt m=15g
of edamame benzodiazapene babies
with the Bunsen burner Bunny Energizer flame.
Now, drop one luciferin Dixie cup into the flux.

A flaming Linuche unguiculata disco inferno explodes!
Jelly Roll Morton ignites and begins to dance
like a screaming madman in the ectoplasmic flux
and violet-colored Katrina refugee flames

shoot out of the test tube. Lots of white smoke
(mainly Beech mommy nut ebb tide) is emitted, too.
This fuur-i-ous reaction clearly shows the energy
that is contained in jellyfish lube mint juleps.

Jelly Roll’s "Clitoral Dance," and “Shreveport
Seaweed Stomp" were also composed during
this period. Is it time to leave a blot now, or wait
for better rolls? You either have Codrescu JavaScript

turned off or comb jellies are not true sashimi
roll hypotheses. When stung by a petroleum
benzodiazepine, first aid may be needed immediately.
Use a petroleum barrier device like bubble wrap

to prevent Jack Rabbit Blues backgammon injury.
A sea monkey dissects your Creole horoscope.
Frog-I-More Rag juice squirts on her toad tarot cards.
She reads your medusae palm. It says “Unagi

Comparison-Shopping Search Engine Animule Dance.”
You jump the couch like Tom Hare of Little Brain
and scream,"LUCK!? I don't need LUCK! I'm GOOD!
HOOYAH! 30 Tentacles! Go ME! Super KY Jelly Squid!”

Scheherazade, How Do You Say "Empty Gulf Stomach Helicopter"?

JUST MARRED

Victorian Secretions: Warm Ectoplasmic Cheesecloth

David Lynch gives the term "product placement" a whole new meaning:

Quiz: 30 Things You'd Never Think to Ask

1. Have you ever been smirched by crepe myrtles?
Yes

2. Do you caress your rib-eyes on roiling oats?
Not always. Sometimes I just want to dote.

3. When's the last time you've went scarleting?
In Holland, when we got sinner diaries at nude rehearsals. Woot!

4. Would you rather schlep with Simone jobless or Maxine?
Depends

5. Do you bereave in guppies?
Yes

6. Do you consider yourself decorative?
I do.

7. Do you think OJ suckled his wolf?
It was either him or Shem's son.

8. Gingerbread Bannister or Anglican Jowls?
Both, please. I'll take them in a fluxing turnstile.

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about syphilitics?
I know enough to know I'm sick to death of pullovers.

10. Do you know how to play puckers?
I'm good at Viagra popovers.

11. Have you ever been tight for 48 hobos straight?
Yes

12. Who was your scrappiest pogača date?
Siobhan

13. Who was your first sicko?
Um... some boy in a funereal traipse.

14. If you're depraving in the middle of the naughtiness, and no one is around you, do you arouse a rouged Tlingit?
No, indeed. I'm not risking getting pustules over for something torrid like bobbing for flurries.

15. Do you have an excreta that no one Kaopectates but you?
Of course, I do.

16. Baritone Broad Socks or Old Eeyore Negligees?
No opinion here

17. Have you ever been avarice snorting?
I've been to the brink but I didn't secrete.

18. How often do you renumber your Dramamines?
Fairly often

19. What's the one thing trolling on your mound?
Vaccination

20. Do you always whore around in your suitor's BLT?
No

21. What accent do you wish you had?
I wish I used the ones I already have.

22. Do you like scurvy?
YES

23. What do you wriggle to broadsheets?
Not much

24. Do you truly beret anyone?
I don't hatcheck anybody.

25. If you could sleep with one foaming Sumerian, who would it be?
Hmmm... Wagnerian Hymen

26. Do you know anonymous jackasses?
Yes, I know a few.

27. What condiment frock do you find disconcerting?
Mayonnaise on Pericles' muumuu

28. Have you ever made Zoloft of your figurines behind the barracks?
No

29. Have you ever been siphoned in the Heimlich?
NO!

30. Do you believe in Bojangles and vexations?
Why not?

How to Teach Your Rabelais to Stand Up

With this method, you'll be able to get your Rabelais to stand up whenever you want.

1. Hold a treat above your Rabelais' head when s/he has all four feet on the ground.
2. Give a command such as “François, stand up.”
3. Give him/her a treat and verbal praise when he stands.
4. Repeat several times in a row, several times a day. This is a very easy trick to teach. If you want more of a challenge once your Rabelais has this down, try getting him to hold the position by holding the treat just out of reach and delaying its delivery. Start with a very small delay and gradually increase the time. Once you have the desired results, use treats only occasionally.
5. This is a photo of a Rabelais standing up on its hind legs.

Wikipedia: Be Afraid, Very Afraid

Wikipedia:Requests for investigation/Archives/2005/04 (2)

The Wikipedia "Village Pump"

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

< Wikipedia:Requests for investigation | Archives

Note that this page only partially covers the month of April; see the Archives index for other archives.

April 27

User:62.255.64.9

Blocked repeatedly, keeps coming back for more. Abuses his right to edit Wikipedia by posting obscene, irrelevant and rediculous text & images into articles, talk pages & user pages. This joke has gone on for too long.

As noted on the user page, it's a proxy used by many, many users of the ISP, NTL. Please only block this IP number for short periods because many good contributors are affected. --Tony Sidaway|Talk 14:31, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)

This user surreptitiously added a pornographic link to the Kylie Minogue article. Dmn / Դմն

201.131.12.11

• Has been going crazy for mariana in Italian. Unfortunately, has decided to do so repeatedly in Naples. --Paxsimius 22:29, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

156.63.113.54

• Was blocked for 24 hours yesterday - after block expired, user vandalized 2 more pages. Has been silent for ~5 hours.
• Note: IP resolves to sc1-proxy.lnoca.org - this indicates this could be an open proxy. --Pidgeot (t) (c) (e) 20:52, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

213.228.84.58

• This vandal performed a text dump of spam links into the user page of User:ClockworkSoul. Zscout370 (talk) 18:59, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

209.11.48.2

is going nuts on many pages. He has vandalized numerous pages. It looks like a library address, I recommend temp. Ban. protohiro 17:49, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

History of Russia

• Warned many times before, blocked in January, today he raged on History of Russia. Pavel Vozenilek 17:28, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

64.9.15.134

• Today s/he blanked Community Portal (well, and added an obscenity). Added nonsense to a couple other pages on April 25th, but there are also valid contributions from this IP. A shared computer, maybe? amysayrawr 16:33, Apr 27, 2005 (UTC)
  • • The IP belongs to the Bensalem Township School District. We often get a mixture of good contributors and idiots from schools. Susvolans (pigs can fly) 16:49, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

168.221.143.68

• Has repeatedly vandalized Nucular and Spontaneous human combustion. Atlant 16:26, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  

210.11.188.18

• Some outright vandalism on Half-Life 2 and Berlin Wall. Has a long history of vandalism apparently, including making many subtle changes. -Ld | talk 04:50, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

April 26

152.163.100.197

• Added little useless bits to Battle of Chancellorsville before reverting them him/herself.
  

66.194.40.3

• Keeps putting POV edits into white supremacist articles, e.g. maintaining George Lincoln Rockwell was a martyr. Jschwa1 11:30, 21 Apr 2005 (UTC)

65.103.217.86

• spams Penis enlargement and sex education with a commercial link to a penis pills website, editor's only contributions. -Willmcw 07:50, Apr 26, 2005 (UTC)
  

April 25

142.59.32.149

• Flood vandalism of Lower Canada, deletes the article and replaces it with laughing and other nonsense Pluvius 23:53, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  

192.249.47.9

• Some kid creating attack articles and links to them. 66.60.159.190 18:53, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)

207.61.101.2

• Vandalizes Wiki for 7 months. Warned many times. Now he concentrated on musical instrument Alpenhorn. 83.148.62.85 18:47, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)

216.47.187.221

• Cca 40 vandalisms. He defaces even classical composers. Pavel Vozenilek 18:19, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • Blocked for 24hrs. Phils 22:11, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    

209.202.75.74

• Blocked once. rages on Hydrochloric acid too. It may have something in commen with teh vandal just bellow. 83.148.62.85 16:56, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)

192.139.27.18

• Shared IP (school in Calgary) but nothing than vandalism, Blocked 2 days ago but raging again on Hydrochloric acid (I do not undertand why this chemical is so attractive to vandals recently, btw.). 83.148.62.85 16:56, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)

213.38.159.71

• Continually creating nonsensical articles and vandalising pages after being repeatedly told to stop. -- Natalinasmpf 10:20, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  

Queentumi / 199.217.208.172

Assuming these are the same person - both users have been vandalising Names of God, Anton, Texas, and Anton adding non-verifiable nonsense about the word being "a mid western slave name for the Egyptian God Aten." Also added the Resurgence of antonarian monotheistic concepts, page, which I've put up for speedy deletion. --Dcfleck 12:55, 2005 Apr 24 (UTC)

User:Jmabel

• Jmabel (talk · contribs)
  • Vandalised Wikipedia:List of Wikipedians by military branch. Added section that stated "MAKE LOVE NOT WAR". This is NOT the place for political views. Linuxbeak 03:05, Apr 24, 2005 (UTC)
    • I will point out that this is from an editor who seems to think (judging by his or her own edits to that page) that "Army…HOOAH!", "Navy…AYE AYE!", Marine Corps…OOH-RAH!", Air Force…AIR POWER!", and Coast Guard…AYE AYE!" are NPOV. -- Jmabel | Talk 03:27, Apr 24, 2005 (UTC)
    • As you can see, my supposed vandalism included (1) a spelling correction (2) noting the fact that the U.S. Military is not the only military in the world, and (3) an addition which might be argued to be in questionable taste, but I do not believe in the context of the many humorous additions to the various lists of Wikipedians constitutes vandalism. -- Jmabel | Talk 03:34, Apr 24, 2005 (UTC)
      • And I will point out that these are the motavational cries of each corresponding branch of service. When different branches, especially during a parade, are called to report in, their members frequently shout out their cry. As this catagory is one of gathering Wikipedians who are from all branches of the military, it doesn't seem like this would be POV at all. In addition, I still don't think "Objectors" are an official part of the Pentagon, and I don't think MAKE LOVE NOT WAR is a registered motavational cry. Linuxbeak 03:41, Apr 24, 2005 (UTC)
        • I reformated the list like all the others and the problem went away. Peace brothers. BrokenSegue 03:45, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
          

Whodunit and Whodidit and Whoisit and Whowasit and Whowillitbe and Whoisthat

• Repeated and ongoing vandalism of user pages and many random articles. --Viriditas | Talk 12:44, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • • I second this. He hit my user page with the text "Are you allied with bush? Papa Ratzi won't be pleased" and then put a "votes for deletion" tag under it. I have since removed it but it's in the history. Pacian 15:16, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • Added Whodidit. Noisy | Talk 15:24, Apr 23, 2005 (UTC)
  • He hit my user page, too. Obviously and gleefully vandalizing pages, thumbing nose at Wikipedia. [14] --BaronLarf 16:09, Apr 23, 2005 (UTC)
    • Added all my other sock puppets. Who am I? Just remember, lightning never strikes the same place twice. Thank you for welcoming me into Wikipedia. I'm sure I'll have a great time! Watch out! --Whowillitbe 15:53, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      • This clearly isn't random vandalism. This is vandalism with a purpose. Can we check his IP address? Matthew Platts 16:28, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
        • He left a message for Mel Etitis [15] in which he appears to be vandalising to make a point. --BaronLarf 12:25, Apr 27, 2005 (UTC)
          

172.213.149.185

• Repeated vandalism of Dionysus, and created page farmer's tans which I've listed for deletion. Tonderai 10:53, Apr 23, 2005 (UTC)
  • Has now created hardcore boozing, listed for deletion Tonderai 10:59, Apr 23, 2005 (UTC)
    

69.237.101.177

• Is adding small typographical errors to Jehovah's Witnesses . Kevin Rector (talk) 05:21, Apr 23, 2005 (UTC)
  

Helpful_Dave

• Created a new page titled Education, education, education, one of Blair's catchphrases and redirected it to Tony Blair. UDoN't!wAn* 22:49, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  

216.56.4.101

• Blocked yesterday, block expired and he defaced Jack Kevorkian. I do not understand why such people are allowed to destroy work of others and steal their time. Pavel Vozenilek 21:53, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  

User:24.181.239.120

Chaging votes in the Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Virtual Commonwealth of Cyberia page. RickK 66.60.159.190 16:20, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)

User:Agathocles of Bactria

Apparent breaching experiments (see his User page) using an unusual article as an Internet troll. Previous incarnations of this User, (he helpfully provides a list on his User page) attempt to publish a POV on the scientific method, which are regularly reverted, of course. Ancheta Wis 10:59, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC) Clear trolling behavior; he has just hit my user page. Ancheta Wis 11:28, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC) I quote: "I was a public account and a sockpuppet of banned user Iasson. My account is no longer public, because fellow wikipedians have more sense than I do. Agathocles of Bactria 11:27, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)" 11:33, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)

I am o sockpupet of Faethon...anyway.... YOU vandalized my homepage first! Your vanadlism (look at the time) and then, as an answer, My vandalism (look at the time too) . So stop complaining to administrators noticeboard, like a chicken! Ageladas 11:59, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)

This was another reincarnation of the banned user Iasson/Faethon. .....

If you want, you can help the community spot new incarnations by looking at user:Thryduulf/Users named after ancient Greeks every so often (instructions are on that page). Thryduulf 11:52, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Another user in this series Agesilaus I (talk · contribs) vandalised my user page. Please can we have an IP ban - this is getting ridiculous (we've had 5 new socks (and counting) today). see WP:AN/I Thryduulf 13:35, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)

And I request a 2 days IP bann of user Agesander , as beeing a sockpupet of user Thryduulf. Agesilaus I 13:42, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)

No objection to that IP ban, as Agesander and I are not the same person. Thryduulf 14:09, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Of course you are the same person! You admitted that you currently have the password of Agesander! So I am asking a 2 days ban for all the IPs of Agesander (probably you have more than one IPs, noone having a single IP gives it so easily, like you did). Agesilaus I 14:15, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)

I did change the password of Agesander, but I cannot remember what to. I followed the link to a random page and landed up at the article of someone I'd never heard of. I selected a couple of random words from that article and set that as the password. Thryduulf 15:15, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)

129.93.65.48

• Changes Pope Benedict XVI to other languges over and over and rants. SenorAnderson 03:30, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  

207.59.74.170

• Nothing but continuous puerile garbage. Please eliminate. [28] Lotsofissues 17:42, 21 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  

68.34.98.59

• When I visited Lorena Bobbitt recently, I noticed the Age section had been removed. At first I thought this was just a disagreement on whether an analysis of Lorena Bobbitt's age and birthdate belongs in Wikipedia, but then when I looked at this user's other edit to the article, I discovered that s/he had changed the year Bobbitt was declared legally insane from 1994 to 1897! A vandal indeed! Wiwaxia 06:55, 21 Apr 2005 (UTC)

66.99.49.194

• Very minor vandalism of Rembrandt today, but has a bit of a history of occaisional vandalism. -- Solipsist 19:39, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • This person is currently deleting large portions of Obesity Shoaler 16:12, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    

216.79.194.96

• User appears to be visiting at least weekly and vandalizing apparently random pages with a mixture of nonsense and scatology. Out of 41 edits almost all are vandalism. There are six warnings on the user talk page. Today's vandalism was a nonsense change to William IV of the United Kingdom. --Theo (Talk) 16:01, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  

24.197.103.116

• Repeatedly adding screenfuls of obscenities to Robert Frost and Arthur Miller.

April 18

Darren2

Floating pelican shit on Template:Shortcut. --SPUI (talk) 15:09, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)

168.216.52.15

• Vandalized Breath odor (edit|talk|history|links|watch|logs) many times today, even after reverts. User blanks sections and inserts a greeting. MR Hurtin 18:31, 15 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  

63.230.255.56

• Cannibalism, Martha Stewart. Also talk pages thereof.
  

131.96.2.208

• Added ahhhhhhhhh at the bottom of the External links section of TBS Superstation article. 205.188.112.28 23:15, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)